Strange Message in the Mail Today..........

I'm thinking there must be some mistake here. Here's the message -

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.



All my love, *The Flu*

Yeah, I knew there had to be a catch. Get a Flu Shot.