Overheard in The ER............

ER Doctor - "So, what do you do for a living?"

20 year old Female - "I make Babies."

Doc - "Charming."

She was dead serious too. Uncle Sam pays 'em $550 a month for every one of the little Fuck Trophies they can punch out. Food Stamps, Medical care and special discounted housing.

Why wouldn't you become a brood mare? Beats working.