Trip to the Urologist.........

I went to see a urologist the other day. Turned out to be a female.

Best looking woman I ever saw..truly sexy.

She told me I had to stop masturbating.

I asked why?

She said "Cause I am trying to examine you"

Shamelessly stolen from Theo Spark

Gratuitous Picture for a Thursday Morning-
Is that a Raccoon in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?