How Crazy is This??????????

Turf War? Glendale Bans Fake Grass

"GLENDALE (CBS) — The city of Glendale is imposing a ban on artificial grass. Notices are going out to homeowners whose front yards are covered in turf...."

Now why the hell would they do this?

"City officials say the concern is related to the plastic and chemicals used in the artificial turf."
Well, I should'a known.

"When asked why the fake grass would continue to be allowed in backyards, officials had no answer."
Which means it's just horseshit all together and there really isn't any good reason for this.

Rope. Tree. Regulators- Some Assembly Required.
Silly Sons-a-Bitches just can't leave people the hell alone.

Gratuitous Picture for a Friday-