File This One Under - Happy Endings.....

Kim Links to a story from the Chicago Sun Times of a sad tale on how, not to, handle firearms.

Shortly before 10 p.m., a man six weeks out of prison entered the yard.
He pulled a 9-millimeter handgun on the women and, according to the River Forest police, "announced a robbery."
After robbing one of the women, he ordered them to strip and sexually assaulted two of them, police said.
The assailant fled when one of the victims fought back, setting off a chase that had a surreal ending:

I'm not gonna spoil the ending by telling you what happened.

This is a couple of days old, due to the Blogger outage. But Damn, I love this kinda shit.