Negative?!? WTF over?

Someone ( http://www.surlycamera.blogspot.com/) thinks I'm negative.

"If you want negativity cruise on over to one of the relatives blogs. Here, or here."

No, No, No. Negative on the Negativity. I'm a realist.

Ok, I'm a Grumpy Bastard. But I'm like all the Hookers in the old cowboy movies - I have a heart of gold. No really, I'm a sweetheart and I'm shocked and appalled that someone near and dear to me could be so confused over this issue.
I'll have to kill 'em I guess. BUUWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!

But I'll feel bad about doing it if it's any consolation.