Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Here's a Good Example of Why I hate Lawyers ........

Foiled robber claims he's the victim

Moments after Buckman brandished a 9mm semiautomatic pistol to steal cash from AutoZone at 569 Lyell Ave., employees Eli Crespo and Jerry Vega beat him with a metal pipe and held him at bay with his own gun. Oh Yeah! These two guys got a raise I hope.

But Wait!!! - Now, however, Buckman is suing AutoZone and the two employees who walloped him, claiming they pursued him from the store, committed assault and battery and intentionally inflicted emotional distress. The emotional distress part is always bad. Getting whacked with a metal pipe and having your pistol taken from you is rough. Having to listen to these two make fun of his dumb ass while delivering a well deserved beating? Over the top.

This little Pissant was able (probably quite easily) to find a Bottom Feeding, Scum Bag to represent him in a lawsuit against the two heros of the Auto Zone. This Shitbag Lawyer - (yeah, I know that's redundant) thinks his client shouldn't have been pursued out of the store and gotten the ass whuppin' he did from Mr Crespo and Mr Vega. Excuse me a minute here while I laugh like a friggin' Hyena.

With any luck, lawyer Phillip R. Hurwitz, will receive a similar ass whuppin' for wasting the time and money of the court and taxpayers......... And just because he deserves it for being a douche.

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