Monday, September 18, 2006

Warm and Fuzzy News Update to Last Weeks Story!!!!

OK Kids. I reported here last week on Why It's a Good Idea to be Nice to ER Nurses .
"When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands." (OK, I'm getting a woody just reading that again.)

Well, as it turns out, there is a bit more to the story. Like, It Wasn't a Random Act at All.

Apparently, the late Edward Dalton Haffey, who got his ass strangled to death for bringing a hammer to a 'Death Wrestling Match', had been hired by Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr, as a hit man.

"Kuhnhausen and his wife were in the process of getting a divorce, and she told officers "her husband was distraught about the divorce and wanting to reconcile but that she was insisting on the divorce,"

Imagine that. It appears that Mrs Kuhnhausen may well have had good reason for - "insisting on the divorce,"

Lordy, She put the ultimate beatdown on a would be assassin and took care of her, soon to be, ex-husband without even knowing it. That's like fucking two people at once.

Her Kung Fu is strong.

Oh, so do we address Mr Kuhnhausen as her ESTRANGLED husband now?

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