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From The People's Cube

"Not only is it a cheap alternative solution to life's problems. It also...

Raises awareness
Promotes social bonding
Improves determination to fight social causes
Advances dependency on government agencies
Creates a realistic illusion of melting icecaps
Replaces the need for tedious scientific research
Is appropriate for all ages

(May contain mind-control agents)"