Vampires You Say?????

Miss Tam brought this to my attention today.

Self-proclaimed vampire leader pleads guilty to threatening judge

"Indianapolis - Prosecutors say it's a case they've never seen before, involving a self-proclaimed vampire who made threats of violence.

A 45-year-old Indianapolis man will spend more than two years in jail for threatening to torture and kill a judge. He told prosecutors he's exempt from traditional laws. Instead, he follows vampire law..."

"Mr. Flash believes that he is the leader of the Vampyre Nation and there are a group of individuals that believe they're vampires here in the United States and he is their leader," said Massillamany."

He calls himself, "Rocky Flash". That's funny.

I thought Vampires were supposed to be all sexy and shit?

Rocky is rating a major fail on that.

Not that I give a shit.

As Tam notes he's probably lucky he's not in the, "Rubber Ramada".

He's just part of that "Change" you assholes voted for I guess.

Gratuitous Picture for a Thursday Afternoon-