Why Things Worked Better in the Old Days.........

This would NOT happen nowadays.

Absolutely Epic 1974 Letter From Cleveland Browns to a Fan

You need to take a minute and go read how organizations dealt with stupid shit complaints not that awfully long ago.

Short, sweet and to the point.
That's a damn shame no one has the Nards to just respond to dumb asses in this manner anymore.

Seriously, it'll only take a minute. Good for a laugh.
H/T to Theo Spark

Gratuitous Picture for a Thursday Afternoon-
Hmmm. Could be a problem.