Friday, September 09, 2011

What?? You Got a Problem????

With Butchering a cow in my driveway????

"OGDEN -- Charges may ensue for an Ogden man who startled the neighbors by butchering a cow in his driveway over the weekend.

Police were called to the scene at 1:44 p.m. Sunday after the cow's owner began harvesting the animal. A patrolman was responding to a caller who saw a cow being trailered to the home in the 2700 block of Gramercy Avenue.

The caller then reported hearing the cow's audible mooing, followed by what sounded like a gunshot, said Police Lt. Troy Burnett. Then the mooing stopped."

Yep. That's usually how it goes.
Moooo! Moooo! BANG!!

Probably a bad idea on this guys part to do it out in the driveway in a suburban setting. Upsets all the tender sensibilities of the folks who think the meat in the grocery is organically grown in the backroom or some shit.
I'd have at least taken, 'Ol Bossy to the back yard so the neighbors didn't get a case of The Vapors.

You drive around here and it's not unusual to see one or two of these gutted hanging from a tree in a farmyard -

Deer season starts soon and there will be a ton of Bambi relatives hanging from trees and swingsets.

People are such pussies.

Gratuitous Picture for a Friday Morning-


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