Breaking News...........

Someone stole the TELEPROMPTER!1!1!1!

"A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports."

Oh No. What will our, Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure do without his Teleprompter??



I'm sure they will get him a backup. Can't have a speech without a Teleprompter.

Gratuitous Picture for a Tuesday Morning-

Eat yourself a good breakfast.