One of the Benefits of Working in the ER ............

At a small community is knowing your clientele.

I've written here and here about the Zombies.

BUT! What may be the most fun is walking through the grocery store with the wife and pointing out a nice looking, young Zombie Girl and saying - "Yeah, I've seen her tits before".

Doesn't even matter if it's true.

I'm such a dick, sometimes. But I make myself laugh.