Dude, Where's My Leg??????????
Straight from the "OH SHIT" File comes this - Biker fails to notice missing leg.

"TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for more than a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb."

Seriously, just how focused can one man be to not notice something like ........... Having yer Friggin' leg ripped off.

"He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction..." - Damn, you just know he fell on his ass when he tried to stop, too. Hell of a way to notice "Somethings Missing".

When informed that the Bikers Lawyer was preparing a lawsuit against the city, a Hamamatsu City Attorney remarked, "He was entirely responsible for this accident and doesn't have a leg to stand on" - OK, I made that last part up.