Friday, August 24, 2007

Overheard in the ER...........
35 year old male comes in by EMS. Extremely intoxicated and suicidal. The conversation as I remember it.

ER Nurse: So what's going on today?
Drunk Asshole: I don't wanna live anymore if my wife's gonna leave me.
ER Nurse: Let me guess,. It's got something to do with your drinking, right?
Drunk Asshole: That's what she said.
ER Nurse: That's not it. She's really mad because you don't have a job.

Drunk Asshole: How'd you know?
ER Nurse: Just a guess.
0 comments

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home