OK, What the Hell is Going on Here???

All the sidebar crap, Links, etc are slowly sinking here.

WTF is THAT shit about? God I am so ignorant about this shit it's gonna take me a month to figure it out.

DON'T MAKE ME LEARN HTML, G**DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My poor liver will never handle the inevitable strain that will be placed on it if I have to actually, you know, LEARN how to do this shit. Those old coping skills are not good on my, already compromised system.

Damn, next thing you know, I'll be wanting to move this shit to a real host, not this free one. Just shoot me now and get it over with.