There's Sick Shit...and Then there's This Kinda Sick Shit............
Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime.

No. Not right, not right at all. Just how screwed up in the head do you have to be to haul a dead deer off into the woods and have sex with it? I mean, you should buy it dinner and a few drinks first, right?

And just how screwed up do you have to be to ARGUE about a case like this. One more reason to hate lawyers.
Professor Schlong - That evil genius, photoshopped the following picture. Priceless.

The last paragraph in the article has an interesting tidbit. -

"The misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal." Bold per YerUnk.

I'm thinking sex with animals is gonna be taking on a whole new dimension for this young fellow soon. Very Soon.