On the 2008 Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act ......

Tam has this to say:

"Keep your slimy, regulation-encrusted hands off my childhood, you bastards. I'm not kidding."

This thing is an Abortion. Here's what Michael Barone has to say about it.

My Congressman was one of the sponsors so you can imagine what kind of response I got when I contacted his office.

"I'm sorry, but you're an asshole and we WILL protect the children from eating their motorcycles!"

Ok. Maybe not those exact words, but that's what they meant.

Damn, these people just can't stop themselves. They have to control EVERYTHING.

Rope. Tree. Politician.
Some assembly required.

Gratuitous Picture for a Friday Morning-