The State Department? It's BOSS!!!!!!
As in "Body Orifice Security Scanners"

"The U.S. State Department plans to give a dozen "Body Orifice Security Scanners," also known as B.O.S.S. chairs, to the Government of El Salvador to X-ray inspect its prisoners for weapons and other metal objects hidden in their anal or vaginal cavities."

OK. I can see how this kind of technology can be useful for prisons.

But don't these people have editors ??

"This chair is only penetrating 15 percent of its potential market," Burk told GSN.

You can't make this shit up.

Gratuitous Picture for a Wednesday Evening-